Posted 3 weeks ago

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

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whosjeangrey:

I am a damsel but I am not in distress (ispired by this)

Posted 3 weeks ago

befearless73:

lame—lane:

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

^^^^^^^^^^^^ i’m snorting

Posted 3 weeks ago
squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

“I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.”

My friend has this
I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

(Source: nympherie)

Posted 3 weeks ago

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

(Source: itrustdrakewithmylife)

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels)

Posted 3 weeks ago